Me: Hey Freddy. How have you been?

Freddy: I been around hell hanging out with the guys

playing poker, and getting trashed.

Me: It must be tough that those kids on Elm Street don't remember you and don't dream about you anymore.

Freddy: DON'T MENTION THAT, BITCH! 

I am angry enough as it is. I been drinking myself into oblivion lately.

Me: I am sorry to hear that. Well i want to be your friend!

I can help you!

Freddy: I don't need any friends!

HELP YOURSELF, BITCH!

Me: Now Freddy don't do anything drastic!

Freddy: HAHAHA How's this for drastic? *cuts my arm*

Me: oww That really hurt! I am just trying to get a decent interview with you for my website

Freddy: Oh since you are putting this on your website i got a message for all the kids that visit it: 1,2 FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOU!  HAHAHAHA  if you want to see me all you have to do is Dream.

Me: oh ok BRAVO!  The kiddies will just love that.

Freddy: As for you, i'll get you my pretty!

Me: I really gotta be going now!